Phoney Woes

I don't know about you guys, but us two McCarters use our phones for a lot of things. Texting, IM'ing, Facebooking, internet exploring, Ebaying, photo taking and sending, gaming, and even on rare occasions.. placing actual phone calls.

I'm lucky enough that my company provides me an iPhone, and it is awesoooooome, so that's what Dallas got too. And since I figured out that yahoo IM works from my computer directly to his iphone, and vice versa, I'm pretty much in constant contact whether he likes it or not.

That is, until he decided to put his phone on the hood of his truck while doing some work... and then forgetting where it was when he zoomed off.

*SIGH*

This sucks on several levels! 1) That thing wasn't insured. 2) He's not receiving the IM's I'm still sending out of habit. 3) We can't play words with friends.

So, since he's not getting all my super important, earth shattering messages, I've complied them for his later review here:

~ It's cold outside!

~ I had frost on my windshield this morning, yo. Bout killed a kid because it wasn't totally defrosted before I pulled out.

~ You know that line growing down from my button? I learned this morning that it's not where the Good Lord stitched me up, like you said. It's a "linea nigra". That's all I know.

~ Work has cookies.

~ How did we get pink pacifiers on the registry? I fixed it. Can't be having a wuss.

~ Amy hearts Dallas

~ *kick, squirm, poke*

~ Uh oh.. now there's a cookie on my desk.

~ It's not there anymore. I had it for second breakfast.

~ I love you!

~ SQUIRRELLLLLL!!! Hahaha... that's from Christmas Vacation AND because there's a squirrel in the tree outside my window.

Now. Dallas partly blamed me for the lost iphone because he said he left it out because he was getting "rapid fire IM's" and it wasn't worth pulling it out of his pocket every time it dinged. Initially, I didn't believe him. But upon closer inspection, he may actually be on to something.

However, I'm not the only one in this relationship known to send a random IM at an inopportune time. Some of my faves from D:

~ I just saw Jesus on a crotch rocket!

~ I look like an insurance salesman today.

~ I'm going to grow my sideburns into triangles

~ My hairs are getting so long it looks like I've got a Mississippi mudflap. *kicks dirt and spits*

~ *random thought and his very passionate response to it*

~ *random political update and his very passionate response to it*

~ *sings part of random song and includes his very passionate thoughts about it*

~ I love you


We're going to get him a new phone after work tonight.

I priced them today.

The last text I sent him said:

"I pity the fooooooool who falls in love with you, cause being in love wit yo a** ain't cheap!"

If you're not familiar with that little gem, you can catch up here: