You know what I hate? Commercials that repeat themselves incessantly.

White girl - "Who says?"

Asian girl - "Who says?"

Overweight girl - "Who says?"

Black girl - "Who says you have to have a period every month?"

ARGHHH!!! The first three got my attention just fine. You didn't have to induce seizures by cutting through several empowered women taking charge of their lives while biking/rock climbing/swimming/clubbing to tell me about it!

If you keep this up, I'll never be

Curly haired girl - "One less"

Girl with freckles - "One less"

Girl with keen sense of fashion - "One less woman diagnosed with cervical cancer."

Because I will not have asked my healthcare provider about the vaccine because I changed the channel after the second girl raised her powerful pointer finger to tell me she's going to be "one less"!