Today I'd like to talk to you about the worst blogger in history. Timothy Tanner "Turbosauce" Stearman.
This turd asks, nay, BEGS me to create a blogger account for him. He thinks it sounds like fun and, heck, might even make a little change doing it. I work hard on picking out the perfect layout and pictures for him. What really speaks to the flavor of the sauce... and then set him loose on it. He comes out of the gates on fire, guns a blazin! I can't wait to read what's next! Will it be funny, make me laugh? Or be touching? That little softy... Will it be about poop again? Will he finally have learned how to properly punctuate his sentences?
But then on that dark day a few weeks ago when the gay blog master wizard took his dollars away from him, something else was lost too. His desire to blog.
Was it worth it, blogger? Are you happy with yourselves? None of the other blogs I follow ever talk about poop! I'm stuck killing my time on facebook now! LAME!
Time to step it up, worst blogger EVER!
I bet I know what his topic will be when he Does write ;)
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