Schendelize Em Part Deux

Back in the spring I told y'all about the terrible insect infestation in my spankin new office. It had gotten better through the summer months, but the cast of Arachnophobia decided to pay me another visit today.

I'd just had lunchie lunch with Mom and Dallas, gotten back to my office and was doing the normal post-lunchie lunch routine: put purse away, apply chapstick, take sip of Pepsi, unlock computer. But mid-keyboard stroke, I spied the furry little devil sitting on the edge of my desk eyeballing me.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." He said.

I thought back to March when my evil co-worker declined to assist me, so I called the only other person I could think of. My boss.

Me: "Can you come here for a second?"

Boss: "Sure."

~Boss walks five feet from his office to mine~

Boss: "What's up?"

~Amy points to furry spider.~

~Boss rolls eyes and declares:~ "You're just like my kids, don't even want me around unless you need something."

~Smashes spider and takes his leave.~

Me: "Thanks Boss!"

~Five minutes pass, boss comes back.~

Boss: "Haven't heard from you in a while, wanted to make sure no insects had carried you off! Bwahahaa..."

Har dee har har...

Yeah, ok, so I have a great boss... But maybe if I didn't have to worry about spiders crawling on me, I wouldn't have to look like such girl around here!

Hmpf!