Not to be all Seinfeldish here, but what is the deal with face wash commercials?

I was watching one last night, laying on the couch, buried under my fleece blankie and two dogs when this commercial comes on. Two girls, one is up and at em, making coffee, loving life. And the other drags downstairs all cranky and sleepy. "I know what you need." happy girl announces and takes her friend upstairs to wash her face. And voila! Cranky girl is now happy and dancing around and singing into her hairbrush.

This is as bad as telling me to have a happy period. I hate washing my face at night! I have to get up from my cozy cocoon, splash water on my face, effectively waking me up right before bedtime because it's not refreshing... it's abrupt and harsh! Water drips down my arms and off my elbows, all my mascara never comes off on the first try, it dries me out so I have to track down some moisturizer, and I always manage to get water splashed up on the bathroom mirror so that I'll have to clean it again. That doesn't bother commercial girls though! Oh no! They're splashing water off their faces like they're at Oceans of Fun.

I've considered giving this up. But on those nights, I lay there and think about the gross make up residue I'm grinding in to my pillow and all the pimples I'm growing.

Stupid boys and their no make up faces! Stupid dumb biology that somehow spares D from ever growing zits! Stupid dumb Clean and Clear commercials lying to me all the time!!!

Happy Friday, y'all.